Once upon a campaign trail... someone made a promise they never kept. Sound familiar? This bold, patriotic sticker delivers a fairy tale with a punchline: “Most fairy tales begin with ‘If I’m elected I promise...’”
Perfect for skeptics, cynics, and anyone who's heard one too many empty campaign promises. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or bumper and let the truth do the talking—with stars, stripes, and just enough sarcasm to make a senator squirm.
Ideal for: political junkies, freedom lovers, and fairy tale survivors.
