Dumbfuckery...

🚫✨ Keep it classy…ish.

This 4.5" x 5.25" die-cut sticker delivers a daily dose of truth with a wink, a smirk, and an adorable friend. Featuring the timeless mantra: “Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today” — it’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, office desks, or anywhere the nonsense tends to pile up.

With a clean beige background and sharp black script, it looks polite from a distance—but up close? Sass levels: MAXED. Whether you're silently screaming in a meeting or just vibing in traffic, this sticker says what your face can’t... or won't. 

✅ Weatherproof
✅ Eye-roll approved
✅ Pairs well with coffee and minimal tolerance

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